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	<description>Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that i don't work on....</description>
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		<title>No high-heels and no makeup and you just might avoid being raped</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/24/no-high-heels-and-no-makeup-and-you-just-might-avoid-being-raped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Women in a northern Malaysian city ruled by conservative Islamists are being urged by the city&#8217;s authorities to forsake bright lipstick and noisy high-heels &#8220;to preserve their dignity and avoid rape&#8221;.
I can&#8217;t wait for this to come to the west!
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<p>I can&#8217;t wait for this to come to the west!</p>
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		<title>I hope I don&#8217;t hurt your feelings</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/18/i-hope-i-dont-hurt-your-feelings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:56:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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But John Hinckley has &#8220;fondling privileges&#8220;,  Sarah Desrosiers, 32, was ordered to pay Noah $7,800 for indirect discrimination by way of &#8220;injury to feelings&#8220;, and Canada is apparently as fucked up as the UK.


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<p>But John Hinckley has &#8220;<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0618081hinckley1.html">fondling privileges</a>&#8220;,  <span id="intelliTXT">Sarah </span><span id="intelliTXT">Desrosiers, 32, was ordered to pay Noah $7,800 for indirect discrimination by way of &#8220;<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1027300/How-I-driven-brink-ruin-refusing-hire-Muslim-hair-stylist-wouldnt-hair.html#">injury to feelings</a>&#8220;, and <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/court-overturns-fathers-grounding-of-12yearold/2008/06/19/1213770765707.html">Canada is apparently as fucked up as the UK</a>.</span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/y9dXGJ2rYdA&amp;hl=en"><br />
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		<title>This guy thinks we&#8217;re all gullible&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/11/this-guy-thinks-were-all-gullible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[But i think he&#8217;s failed in his viral advertisement efforts.  i still don&#8217;t know shit about him or his movie and still don&#8217;t want to.
Apparently the &#8220;office worker goes insane&#8221; videos are fake and some viral promotion attempt.  read all about it here
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But i think he&#8217;s failed in his viral advertisement efforts.  i still don&#8217;t know shit about him or his movie and still don&#8217;t want to.</p>
<p>Apparently the &#8220;<a href="http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/03/78/">office worker goes insane</a>&#8221; videos are fake and some viral promotion attempt.  read all about it <a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2008/06/10/timur-bekmambetov-punks-the-world-with-viral-video/">here</a></p>
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		<title>More Google Street View fun</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/07/more-google-street-view-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/07/gonzo-the-life-and-work-of-dr-hunter-s-thompson/</link>
		<comments>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/07/gonzo-the-life-and-work-of-dr-hunter-s-thompson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Drunk, naked and stuck in the holding tank of a Port-O-Jon is no way to go through life, son [stolen fark.com headline]</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/06/drunk-naked-and-stuck-in-the-holding-tank-of-a-port-o-jon-is-no-way-to-go-through-life-son-stolen-farkcom-headline/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 20:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Pa. man rescued after getting stuck naked in portable toilet
The Associated Press
9:12 AM EDT, June 6, 2008
LEBANON, Pa. (AP)
Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.
Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><h2><a href="http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-toilet0606-cnap,0,3367875,print.story">Pa. man rescued after getting stuck naked in portable toilet</a></h2>
<p>The Associated Press</p>
<p>9:12 AM EDT, June 6, 2008</p>
<p>LEBANON, Pa. (AP)</p>
<p>Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.</p>
<p>Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.</p>
<p>Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.</p>
<p>Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I&#8217;ve ever had.&#8221;</p>
<p>Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn&#8217;t suffer any serious injuries.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Cruizin Cooler</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/05/the-cruizin-cooler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty sure everyone i know should have one of these:

And with the story that led to my discovery of the cruizin cooler:
 Man driving motorized cooler faces DWI, other charges
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure everyone i know should have one of these:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cruzincooler.com/"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-84" title="Cruizin Cooler" src="http://joshnelson.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/newban2.gif" alt="I wants one!" width="500" height="333" /></a></p>
<p>And with the story that led to my discovery of the cruizin cooler:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.poststar.com/articles/2008/06/03/news/local/13641652.txt"> Man driving motorized cooler faces DWI, other charges</a></p>
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		<title>Cheese Drums</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/04/cheese-drums/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Go Cindy, Go!</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/03/go-cindy-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Nelson</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>office worker&#8230;..goes insane</title>
		<link>http://joshnelson.org/2008/06/03/78/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane - Watch more free videos
2nd angle with color and sound
office-worker-meltdown-second-angle_1.flv

Office Worker Meltdown Second Angle - Watch more free videos
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/office-worker-goes-absolutely-insane.html">Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></span></p>
<p>2nd angle with color and sound</p>
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<span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://www.break.com/index/office-worker-meltdown-second-angle.html">Office Worker Meltdown Second Angle</a> - Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></span></p>
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